"you're going to have an exciting life now"

good god i need the Slap Chop.



i have a feeling that much like the Magic Bullet i begged my parents to buy me, the Slap Chop will stay unused in its box at the back of a bottom kitchen cabinet, but maybe not. i mean, i can def see myself using the Graty and yelling, "fettucine! linguine! martini! bikini!" at least once.