this is a conversation between me and my boyfriend copied directly from gchat:
me: fo sho
there are antz in my pantz
there are bees in my knees
there are deers in my ears
Jim: beets in your feets?
me: yes!
there is poop in my num
*bum!
Jim: ok, that doesn't rhyme
me: well...num and bum rhyme
Jim: poop doesn't rhyme with bum
me: there is poop in my boop
Jim: that rhymes ...
me: there is goop in my poop
there is soup in my poop
there is a noodle in my caboodle
Jim: these sound like serious medical issues
you should have them checked out, pea
me: will Web MD it right now
Jim: good to hear
me: got 4 search results for "soup in my poop"
Jim: oh, nice
poor guy...didn't know what he was getting himself into when he met me. but don't you love how he plays along?
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