today at work...

-They changed Bagel Wednesday to Bagel Monday and NO ONE TOLD ME

-Someone drank all the Rainforest Espresso flavored coffee (asshole) so I have to make do with Midnight Magic (yuck)

-I Received an email from a coworker that said (and this is word for word), “There is a small amount of blue, non human blood. Will that be a problem?”

-I looked down and realized there is a bunch of mini wheat crumbs caught in the folds of my scarf

It is hard to be me.

1 comment:

amy said...

does rainforest coffee taste especially humid?

also: i always have mini wheat crumbs everywhere, all the time. i think they come bundled with static.