-They changed Bagel Wednesday to Bagel Monday and NO ONE TOLD ME
-Someone drank all the Rainforest Espresso flavored coffee (asshole) so I have to make do with Midnight Magic (yuck)
-I Received an email from a coworker that said (and this is word for word), “There is a small amount of blue, non human blood. Will that be a problem?”
-I looked down and realized there is a bunch of mini wheat crumbs caught in the folds of my scarf
It is hard to be me.