a very dirrty thanksgiving

i am enjoying my thanksgiving vacation from the loony bin that is my father and step mother's house.

i survive the madness that surrounds my family by pretending to be an outsider -- an anthropologist that snoops in on their culture and daily activities.

so far i have noticed some unusual things about my parent's bathroom. for example, they seem to have a lot of toothbrushes for just two people...



they also seem to wear swimming goggles and baseball caps in the bath.



while not in the bathroom, my step mother likes to nervously pace while monitoring the stock market from the kitchen TV and shouting, "it's up! now it's down. down some more. now it's up!"

just watching them stresses me out.