low blood sugar moment

actual IM conversation:

me: what are you doing for our nation's birthday?

hopefully get up on my building's roof and watch the 'works

**5 min silence**

me: i almost asked you how old america is. and then i remembered... it's 2,008 years old. and then i thought...no it's not.

don't make me come over there and hit you. over and over.

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