jim gems!

my husband cracks me up. even when he doesn't mean to be funny! here are some things he's said lately that that made me laugh so much i had to write them down and share them with the internet.

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jim: that's some real aztec shit right there. (regarding a tamale)  

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jim: i'm trying to be less sarcastic on the internet.  

3/// 

jim: i was previously googling my lunch.

4/// 

jim: i saw a picture of a dead whale with a hundred plastic bags in its stomach.  

me: that's so sad. i wish you hadn't told me about that.                                                                                        

jim: that's reality. you just have to confront it.              

5/// 

jim: every time i see a church like that, i want to climb it.                                                                        

me: ? 

jim: like Assassin's Creed.                                                                                                                                                    

6/// 

jim: so i looked up "how to not be a misanthrope" on google

7/// 

jim: i'm getting used to the finer things in life...like fancy dinners and pants that fit me. 

8/// 

jim: "congratulations, comrade." (after watching the Chinese gymnasts compete in the Olympics) 

9/// 

jim: you're just lucky i don't write down everything you see about corn pie hats. (regarding jim gems and my confusion about pork pie hats) 

10/// 

jim: your style has evolved from lots of flowsy muumuus to Coco Chanel meets Peg Bundy (on one of my more interesting ensembles)