i'm sick

not sure it's allergies or the common cold, but i'm about to hop on WebMD and self diagnose myself with something. (H1N1? Self Pity?)

i feel like garbage. but i have a little arsenal of drugs that i'm hoping will help.





#1 - WAL-BORN
i actually sort of swear by these little vitamin packed effervescent wonders. maybe if i took them earlier i wouldn't feel like death now.

#2 - WAL-ITIN D
this is the serious stuff. the stuff that's technically over the counter, but it's kept behind the counter and you have to ask the pharmacist for it. and then the pharmacist makes you swear on a bible that you're not going home to cook meth with your new pseudoephedrine product.

but good lord does it work! jim asked me why i didn't just buy DayQuil. and i asked him if DayQuil has ever made him feel even slightly better? also, wouldn't he like for us to make a little extra cash by cooking meth on weekends?


#3 - Tylenol Simply Sleep
i was tossing and turning last night. my nose was stuffy then runny then sort of stuffy and runny...it wasn't pretty. i need to sleep tonight. also, i need to come down from the meth high somehow.

#4 - Zicam
i swear by this stuff too.

so does my friend, Nikki, of The Bra Factory Fame. See her in a Zicam commercial here.

good bye! i'm off to sneeze and whine through tonight's episode of LOST.

8 comments:

Nikki said...

A slew of emotions! Including the emotion I AM A TURD. And FEEL BETTER! And DONT PERMANENTLY LOSE YOUR SENSE OF SMELL. And Thanks for the shout out!

But mainly GET WAL-BETTER!

Nikki said...

A slew of emotions! Including the emotion I AM A TURD. And FEEL BETTER! And DONT PERMANENTLY LOSE YOUR SENSE OF SMELL. And Thanks for the shout out!

But mainly GET WAL-BETTER!

洪淑芷 said...

how do u do?................................................................

JenRem said...

Oh no! Get better soon! I saw your tweet abut going into work while sick - did you actually go in?

I swear by Echnicea. It's a natural immune booster so everytime I start to feel a cold or something coming on, I pop two of these pills and all better. You can even take them when sick and they will help you get over it quicker. Seriously - all natural and wonderful :)

gooblythe said...

wow, i love the new look of your website!!! but i'm sad you're sick. :-( feel better!

Courtney said...

I love how all of the Walgreens brand meds have to have "Wal" in the name....clever Walgreens, very clever.

Hope you feel better soon!!!

Jim said...

DayQuil -- one L? who knew? -- frequently has made me feel slightly better.

林淑凡 said...

未來的幸福是用現在買來的。......................................................