Sunday, August 12, 2007
On a recent Southwest flight I managed to snag an aisle seat. Not as choice as the window seat, but I was at the end of Boarding Group B so I'm not going to complain. And god knows it's better than the dreaded middle seat. Who likes to sit bitch? No one.
But someone has to sit bitch on a full flight from LA to Chicago. And that someone…or I should say, "someones"… are the lesser, inferior, looked-down-upon members of Boarding Group C.
The C girl who sat down next to me declared she chose this particular middle seat because the Asian dude by the window and I looked "normal and thin". Thanks and THANKS. Then she asked to borrow my Us Weekly because she boarded a four-hour flight with nothing to read. C's are so stupid.