Monday, June 04, 2007
Supposedly, Chicago is being invaded by the seventeen-year cicadas. I say "supposedly" because I have yet to see one. Am I being punk'd? Did everyone think it would be really funny to tell Michaela she'd have to swim through a sea of cockroaches for two weeks when in fact, no such infestation exists? Dude, I'm going to figure out what you're most afraid of and use it against YOU. How do you like me now?