i'll pay for the truck

Friday, May 4 2007

Ah, yes, it's that time of year again. The birds are chirping, there are new leaves on the trees and boca burgers on the grill. And while all y'alls are commemorating U.S. men and women who have died in military service to their country this Memorial Day, Jillian and I will be hauling our shit to a new apartment. Actually, that's a lie. We hired three large, Polish men to haul our shit to a new apartment.

So please…while you're chugging PBR and devouring (veggie) burgers hot of the grill, think of your two best looking friends…and their three large Polish hires…who will be skipping the three-day weekend fun and moving instead. But don't feel too bad for us. Our new place has in-unit washer and dryer. And no…you can't come over to do your laundry.

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