i am very practiced in the art of harpooning fruit at the bottom of a cocktail glass with a stirring straw.
but as you can see from the picture above, i am out of practice.
i guess i'll just have to go back to Five Star for a few more effen black cherry vodkas with soda water.
in other news, it's thanksgiving eve!
i don't know about you, but i really just want to get all this turkey biznas behind me so i can pull out the christmas decorations.