1. spelling the word "ANUS" in scrabble is funny to one person only (me) and does not yield many points. ANUS could lose you the game.
2. if i do all my laundry and all my clothes are clean, i don't have enough space in the closet or dresser to store it all. might as well embrace the clothes monster that lives in the hamper and let the laundry pile up.
3. just because i can eat a family sized bag of peanut butter m&ms doesn't mean i should.