death by tomatoes. and my elbows.

this article made me think of my step mother who has probably given up eating tomatoes for the rest of her life. i haven't spoken to her today so i can't be sure of that, but i know she's still abstaining from bagged spinach so it's a good guess.

in other news, united airlines is going to start charging $15 for your first checked bag and $25 dollars for your second. i'm going to be throwing more elbows and pushing more senior citizens to the ground as i fight for overhead storage space on my next flight. obviously.

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