airline prose

Monday, July 16, 2007

i love southwest. i would love them even more if they would just assign me a seat already. i experience uncontrollable anxiety when everyone starts lining up according to their boarding group an hour before departure. it's awful...

it's similar to the feeling i get when the Whole Foods cashier asks me, "paper or plastic?" and i panic wondering which choice might make me look less guilty of trashing our planet.

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